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Pricing

Simple, honest pricing

Two simple per-device plans — and none of the small print the big providers bury you in. No minimum number of devices, no minimum spend, no setup fees. Pick the level of cover that suits you, and pay only for the devices you protect.

Pay yearly and get 2 months free

Secure Device

Patched, protected and reported on — every month.

£12/ month
 
  • Automated Microsoft security patching
  • Third-party software patching
  • Safe application installations
  • Continuous vulnerability remediation
  • Monthly update & compliance report
  • Friendly human support
Choose Secure Device

Both plans are per device, with no minimums and no contracts — cancel anytime. * You only pay for the equipment itself; there's no fee for sourcing it or arranging delivery to you.

Get Protected

Let's keep you
patched & protected

Send your details and we'll reach out the way you prefer — by WhatsApp or email — to get you set up.

We'll only use your details to get in touch about Patching Guy.

Or reach us directly

Prefer to message us straight away? Use whichever suits you.

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Quick, friendly reply — usually same day
No pressure, no jargon
Setup help included as standard

Installs included — and safe

It's not only about patching what you've got. Need a new app? We can install it for you from the same tested, malware-scanned and version-verified source — included in your per-device price — so every install is one you can trust.

No Catches

No minimums.
No surprises.

Most providers quietly require a minimum number of devices or a monthly floor before they'll take you on. We don't. Whether you have one device or fifty, the deal is exactly the same.

No minimum devices

Protect a single laptop or your whole setup. You're never told you're "too small to bother with".

No minimum spend

No setup fees, no monthly floor, no lock-in contracts. Pay only for the devices you actually protect.

Pure per-device cost

Pick the plan that suits you and pay one simple price per device — what you see is exactly what you pay, with no hidden extras.

How It Works

Getting protected
is easy

No jargon, no complicated setup. Here's everything that happens from the moment you get in touch.

01

Get in touch

Tell us roughly how many devices you'd like covered. No commitment, no pressure — just a quick chat.

02

We get you set up

We add our lightweight patching to each device — done remotely, with nothing for you to configure.

03

We patch, automatically

Windows and your third-party apps are kept up to date in the background, around the clock.

04

You get your report

Each month you receive a clear compliance report showing everything's protected and up to date.

FAQ

Questions,
answered

How much does Patching Guy cost?

It's £12 or €13 per device per month — pay in whichever suits you. Pay yearly and you get two months free, so you only pay for ten.

Is there a minimum number of devices or a contract?

No. There's no minimum number of devices, no minimum spend and no long contract — you can start with a single device.

What's included in the price?

Automatic security patching and software updates across your devices, a clear monthly report, and remote support when something needs a hand.

Can I add or remove devices later?

Yes. You can change how many devices are covered at any time, and your price simply follows the number of devices.

How do you keep my devices updated without me doing anything?

Once set up, everything runs remotely and automatically. Updates are applied for you, and we only get in touch if something needs your input.

Ready to get protected?

One price, no catches, cancel anytime. Tell us how you'd like us to reach you and we'll take it from there.

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